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    Google: Let's Make the Web Faster

    Google posted several articles which consist of tips and guides to make your website faster, thus increasing the speed of the web (reducing bandwidth) for all users. You can read the article here: Let's make the web faster - Google Code

    It looks like several sites have read it and ripped it apart. Here is one: Google: "Let's make the web faster" : programming (read the comments)

    I believe the tips they offer are common knowledge, nothing ground breaking. The PHP page is worthless. I think this comment about sums it up:

    youre killing us all you selfish american
    in my country we dont use any punctuation at all
    or even capital letters
    Excellent tip, I'm surprised Google didn't offer that suggestion!

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    Re: Google: Let's Make the Web Faster

    i like their javascript tips thou
    yo homie i heard you like one-line codes so i put a one line code that evals a decrypted one line code that prints "i love one line codes"
    Code:
    eval(base64_decode("cHJpbnQgJ2kgbG92ZSBvbmUtbGluZSBjb2Rlcyc7"));
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    Re: Google: Let's Make the Web Faster

    Yea you selfish american!

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    Re: Google: Let's Make the Web Faster

    in my country we dont use any punctuation at all
    i wonder whats that country..
    yo homie i heard you like one-line codes so i put a one line code that evals a decrypted one line code that prints "i love one line codes"
    Code:
    eval(base64_decode("cHJpbnQgJ2kgbG92ZSBvbmUtbGluZSBjb2Rlcyc7"));
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    Re: Google: Let's Make the Web Faster

    Quote Originally Posted by amrosama View Post
    i like their javascript tips thou
    Quote Originally Posted by amrosama View Post
    i wonder whats that country..
    Lol, you would fit right in!

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    Re: Google: Let's Make the Web Faster

    Quote Originally Posted by Jordan View Post
    Lol, you would fit right in!
    Just what i thinking was...

    Wait, thats not right....



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    Re: Google: Let's Make the Web Faster

    Quote Originally Posted by Jordan View Post
    Lol, you would fit right in!
    well that hurts, i bet its not arabic what he meant
    arabic is full of punctuation
    yo homie i heard you like one-line codes so i put a one line code that evals a decrypted one line code that prints "i love one line codes"
    Code:
    eval(base64_decode("cHJpbnQgJ2kgbG92ZSBvbmUtbGluZSBjb2Rlcyc7"));
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    Re: Google: Let's Make the Web Faster

    I was only going by your previous two posts in this thread, bro.

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    Re: Google: Let's Make the Web Faster

    Oh, sure, you can leave off those "un-needed" quotes and just type <a href=http://example.com/foo> - but then the W3C will send their assassins out when they discover it.
    LMAO I'm loving these coments. I think google is becoming senile in its old age, the tips were not verry helpful

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