Help a Newb Learn it..

[Mushroomer]

Whats up, i need some huge help in the programming area o.o i have been trying to learn how to do it for a loooong time and i just dont get it at all.. I was wondering if someone could help me out seriously i dont care how anything will help i am a serious dumbass i got A.D.D and i used to do drugs so im a little slower then normal people and i need some dumbass lessons im willing to work to learn it so if someone could either give me a link or course me or something tell me how a guy like george w bush could learn how to program cause thats the same case with me unfortunatly but im asking for anything but something good.. The Program i have is Microsoft Visual Basic 2005 express edition.. if thats not a good one for a real Stupid NEWB then tell me which one is good. And thanks.

[domestic]

Have you tried looking for tutorials!? Sheesh! Two seconds and I got this. Its also very interesting for anyone who really couldnt care less as it does cover a bit of history. Personally, I only know VB6 and not much at that however I am planning to try learn VB.NET 2005. Oh and Express Ed is fine for basics. However it is notable, M$ sell a version at over 2K!!! Anyways, good luck and have fun! Maybe soon you'll be the one answering my questions about VB.NET 05.