Hi!
i got a request from "The Marw" to make a Basic Swedish Guide so that's what this is all about.
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Chapter One - Kapitel Ett
Basic Words
() - Gangsta Style
First u'll have to write thees letters on ure keyboard "Å,Ä,Ö" if u dont have em on there allready.
Hi - Hej (Tjoo)
Bye - Hej då (Tjaråå)
Look! Soon U can have a real swedish conversation u only need some more words.
Conversation:
Question:
How are u? - Hur är det? (Läget?)
Answers:
Good - Bra (Fett Bra Bruschan!) <-- Most negative answer, becouse we never answer negative to that question atleast not any one else then me.
Awsome - Skit Bra (Abow, Skit bra Habibi!)
Splendid - Utmärkt (Somthing on turkish maby :O)
Now u have learned basic of conversations on swedish 
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Chapter Two - Kapitel Två
Usefull Phrases/Words at the Pub/Restaurant
One beer, plz - En öl, tack (Rå hit med en bira!) for higher quiantity look at number section.
Could i get some swedish meatballs? - Skulle jag kunna få några köttbullar? (Langa några pluttar!)
Where's the nearest toilet? Vart är närmaste toalet? (Vart är närmsta bajamaja?)
Check, plz - notan, tack (*Spring nota*)
The air is stifling, could u plz open a window - Luften är kvav, skulle ni kunna öppna ett fönster? (Det luktar fan skit här, öppna ett fönster)
Could i get a refill on my peanuts? Plz - kan ni fylla på jordnötterna? Tack (Ro hit med nötterna!)
Could i get ure number ? - skulle jag kunna få ditt nummer? (...)
Some pickup lines:
I do not really like sweets but I can not get enought of U - Jag brukar inte gilla sötsaker men jag kan inte få nog av dig. *Naww* <-- My favorite
Hello, Steak i see ure here frying - Tjena, Biffen här står du och steeker
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Chapter Three - Kapitel tre
How to count
Now we're going to learn how to count.
0 is allways called "noll". It are not called 4 different things.
Here comes the numbers from 1 to 19
1 - ett
2 - två
3 - tre
4 - fyra
5 - fem
6 - sex
7 - sju
8 - åtta
9 - nio
10 - tio
11 - elva
12 - tolv
13 - tretton
14 - fjorton
15 - femton
16 - sexton
17 - sjutton
18 - arton
19 - nitton
From here on all the way to 100 we can create the numbers by combine the decades with the numbers from 1 to 9.
Here comes the decades from 20 to 90:
20 - tjugo
30 - trettio
40 - fyrtio
50 - femtio
60 - sextio
70 - sjuttio
80 - åttio
90 - nittio
if we want to write 42 we take 40 = fyrtio and 2 = två and combine them to get fyrtiotvå
Some more examples:
25 = tjugo + fem = tjugofem
94 = nittio + fyra = nittiofyra
59 = femtio + nio = femtionio
The hundreds is made by combine the number from 1 to 9 with "hundra".
for example:
100 = ett + hundra = etthundra
500 = fem + hundra femhundra
800 = åtta + hundra = åttahundra
then we can write the hundreds in front of the nummbers from 1 to 99.
Like this:
345 = trehundra + fyrtiofem = trehundrafyrtiofem
999 = niohundra + nittionio = niohundranittionio
then with the thousend we just create them by combining the numbers from 1 to 999 with "tusen"
3000 = tre + tusen = tretusen
5000 = fem + tusen = femtusen
999000 = niohundranittionio + tusen = niohundranittioniotusen
this we add in front of the numbers, like this:
123789 = etthundratjugotretusensjuhundraåttionio
then, create the millions by adding the numbers from 1 to 999 in front of "miljoner" in plural or "miljon" in singular, like this:
761000000 = tjuhundrasextioettmiljoner
in this way we can continue to create big numbers. After "miljon" we got:
"miljard"(singular)/"miljarder"(plural)
then
"miljard"(singular)/"miljarder"(plural)
"biljon"(singular)/"biloner"(plural)
"biljard"(singular)/"biljarder"(plural)
So 123456789123456789 is:
etthundratjugotrebiljarderfyrahundrafemtiosexbiljo nersjuhundraåttioniomiljarderetthundratjugotremilj onerfyrahundrafemtiosextusensjuhundraåttionio
So now the biggest number you can count to is 999999999999999999. But since this is only "Basic swedish" I won't teach you anymore.
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Chapter Four - Kapitel Fyra
It's also good to know a little bit about sweden.
Sweden is a country up in the icy north.
Population: 9 millions
Biggest City: Stockholm
Population in stockholm: 1 million
Best City: Uppsala
Main language (not actually the officially): Swedish
Minority languages: Sami, Finnish, Meänkieli, Romany Chib and Yiddish
National day: 6th of june
Area: 449 964 km²
King (no power): Carl XVI Gustaf
Highest: mountain: Kebnekaise (2097 meters)
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Chapter Five - Kapitel Fem
Final Examination
Now when you have learned a lot of swedish you can try to translate theese questions (You have the answer at the bottom):
1. Do you like pancakes?
2. Have you ever been in Sweden?
3. What is the variable name you use most when coding?
4. Can your dad cook good food?
5. Is this question 5?
6. Is it nice weather where you live?
7. How many teeth got a mosquito?
8. What were the last computer relative you bought?
9. Why isn't this question number 10?
10. Do you still like/dislike pancakes?
11. Could you any programing language when you were 11?
12. Do you have any pets?
13. Is 13 your unlucky number?
14. Can you swim?
15. ???
16. What do you think happened with question number 15?
17. Have you ever been lost?
18. Have you paid for an ad free CC?
19. Do you remember the day you joined CodeCall?
20. Do your computer often receives viruses?
21. Is this halfway through the questions?
22. Do you like to take a walk in a forest?
23. Do you think I spelled any question wrong?
24. Did I spell any question wrong?
25. Were you good at Math in school?
26. Is 2 + 6 = 26?
27. Do you like to eat on restaurants?
28. Do you think CodeCall is awesome?
29. Is this you favorite thread on CC?
30. Were you born 1989?
31. Do you remember where you were on new Years day 2000?
32. Dis you have fun, or did you have too fun to remember it?
33. Were the last question 2 questions?
34. Is this really a question.
35. Is this really a question?
36. Do you still reading the questions?
37. Are you ever using l33t speak?
38. Do you think Jordan changes is opinion about that no one asking questions?
39. Do you ever eat pancakes?
40. Are you eating anything now?
41. Do you thing this is the last question?
42. Is there anything special with the number 42?
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Was it easy? Here's the translation:
1. Tycker du om pannkakor?
2. Har du nånsin varit i Sverige?
3. Vilket är det Variabelnamn som du använder mest när du programmerar?
4. Kan din pappa laga god mat?
5. Är det här fråga 5?
6. Är det bra väder där du bor?
7. Hur många tänder har en mygga?
8. Vad var den senaste datorsläktingen som du köpte?
9. Varför är detta inte fråga 10?
10. Gillar/ogillar du fortfarande pannkakor?
11. Kunde du något programmeringsspråk när du var 11?
12. Har du några husdjur?
13. Är 13 ditt oturstal?
14. Kan du simma?
15. ???
16. Vad tror du hände med fråga nummer 15?
17. Har du nånsin varit vilse?
18. Har du betalat för ett reklamfritt CC?
19. Kommer du ihåg dagen du gick med CodeCall?
20. Får din dator ofta virus?
21. Är det här halvvägs genom frågorna?
22. Tycker du om att promenera i en skog?
23. Tror du att jag stavade någon fråga fel?
24. Stavade jag någon fråga fel?
25. Var du bra på matte i skolan?
26. Är 2 + 6 = 26?
27. Tycker du om att äta på returang?
28. Tycker du att CodeCall är skitbra?
29. Är det här din favorittråd på CC?
30. Var du förr 1989?
31. Kommer du ihåg var du var på nyårsdagen år 2000?
32. Hade du rolig, eller hade du så roligt att du inte kommer ihåg det?
33. Var den förra frågan två frågor?
34. Är det här verkligen en fråga.
35. Är det här verkligen en fråga?
36. Läser du fortfarande frågorna?
37. Använder du någonsin l33t snack?
38. Tror du Jordan ändrar sin åsikt om att ingen frågar några frågor?
39. Äter du någonsin pannkakor?
40. Äter du något nu?
41. Tror du att det här är den sista frågan?
42. Är det något specielt med talet 42?
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Chapter six - Kapitel Sex
God Bye!
If u anwsered 1 or more questions correct (question 15 does not count) without cheating then u now know swedish good enought to visit sweden 
(Couse most swedes know English too )
Remember to +rep me "The Marw" it took me,myself and I more than 3 h (myself just played games while me and I did all the work)
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