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#1 Yannbane

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 11:39 AM

Hello all.

I've recently created a Facebook page dedicated to programmer humor, and, I'm looking for jokes! Please post any you know, including the images (but please provide the source, I want to attribute the authors). I need material, so if you have other websites where you can find the content, I would be very pleased if you could share them as well. The page is here: facebook.com/ProgrammerHumor (feel free to like it).
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Posted 24 October 2012 - 06:55 AM

Don't have a FB account... however link to an image from my blog

http://coastalcoder..../itprojects.jpg
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Posted 24 October 2012 - 07:07 AM

A classic :)
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Posted 24 October 2012 - 07:09 AM

I remember first seeing this in a college text book about 25 years ago... took me ages to find on the internet, but I always remembered it after all those years... :)
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 07:40 AM

Yeah, I remember seeing that image all over the Internet! Thanks too.
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 07:48 AM

And another classic...

Recursion Explained - See Recursion Explained
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 08:10 AM

Recursion needs a terminal condition:

Recursion Explained:
  • When you've gotten the idea: Stop.
  • If you still haven't gotten the idea: See: Recursion Explained.
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 06:00 PM

Recursion needs a terminal condition:

Recursion Explained:

  • When you've gotten the idea: Stop.
  • If you still haven't gotten the idea: See: Recursion Explained.
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Hehehehe, thats pretty good if someone did't know what recursion was. :)
Here is some more Jokes I found (Adding more as I find them):

This one is pretty funny.

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Here is a programmer (or nerd) joke, in yo mama form.
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You also might want to see this:
http://www.devtopics...gramming-jokes/
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:09 AM

Recursion needs a terminal condition:

Recursion Explained:

  • When you've gotten the idea: Stop.
  • If you still haven't gotten the idea: See: Recursion Explained.
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Nice :)
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