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I heard this joke from the discourse of a mystic named Osho.
It was cool so thought to share it!
Little Ernie goes up to his father after school one day. "Dad," says Ernie, "the teacher started talking about economics today and I don't understand a thing."
"Well," says his father thinking for a moment. "Put it this way: In this household, I bring in the money, so I am capital. Your mom does the housekeeping; that is management. Th...e maid does the work -- she is labor. And your baby brother, well, he is the future."
Little Ernie wakes up in the middle of the night when his baby brother screams to have his diaper changed. Ernie goes to his parents' room to find his mother fast asleep. He then goes to the maid's room to find his father making love to the maid. So he changes the diaper himself. As he gets back into bed, little Ernie reflects, "Now, I understand economics. Management is asleep, capital is screwing labor and the future stinks."
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 10:25 PM
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Posted 19 May 2011 - 11:17 PM
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I would say thats one of those stupid jokes but its actually absolutely true!
Especially where I live....
I would say thats one of those stupid jokes but its actually absolutely true!
Especially where I live....
Please, write clearly with proper structure. Double spacing makes the text feel un-jointed, Capitalizing Every Word Means People Stop Before Every Word Sub-Consciously Which Is A Pain In The Backside, and use code tags! (The right most styling box).
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