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Before marriage.....


He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!



After marriage...........

Simply read from bottom to top :rofl:



:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
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Nope, after marriage you still read it from top to bottom.
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WingedPanther said:

Nope, after marriage you still read it from top to bottom.

:rules: Great to hear that!
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That was a mood lightener, hehe. Good one.
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