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Started by mirwanda, May 09 2010 01:45 AM

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mirwanda
Posted 09 May 2010 - 01:45 AM

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Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."

Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."

Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "What do you mean?"

Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"

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UnknownFear
Posted 09 May 2010 - 09:10 AM

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lol, that was great :)

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Posted 09 May 2010 - 09:20 AM

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lol!:lol:
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lor
Posted 12 May 2010 - 10:47 PM

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That was actually pretty lame LOL sorry, funny none the less I GUESSSSSSSSSS.

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 12:31 AM

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Wa haa hhaaaaa that was cool :cool:
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Posted 25 May 2010 - 05:49 PM

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ha ha ha :):) al in a days work. d techie cud have gone crazy .

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 12:55 AM

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RAFL! :cool: Awesome joke! -)))
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Posted 30 May 2010 - 01:45 AM

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to p
or not to p
yo homie i heard you like one-line codes so i put a one line code that evals a decrypted one line code that prints "i love one line codes"
eval(base64_decode("cHJpbnQgJ2kgbG92ZSBvbmUtbGluZSBjb2Rlcyc7"));
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tossy
Posted 31 May 2010 - 03:29 AM

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hahahaha good joke:lol:
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Posted 07 June 2010 - 01:30 PM

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That was a good one. Thanks for sharing.
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