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[Guest]

Okay so here is how you play: (From Wikipedia)

• One person begins with a sentence (e.g. One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
  
• The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g. Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a refrigerator.).
  
• The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g. Fortunately, the refrigerator was made entirely of marshmallows), and the process is repeated.

So here's the starting sentence:
Once upon a time, programmers were having a good time posting on CodeCall forums.

[lor]

Unfortunately, a polar bear hacked into the server and CodeCall went down like a little Chinese boy on stir fry

[Guest]

Fortunately, James shot the polar bear and restored CodeCall.

[lor]

Unfortunately when the polar bear collapsed it fell on James and he went into a coma for a thousand years.. oOoOo

[whitey6993]

Fortunately, we found someone who could take James place.

[lor]

Unfortunately that person has aids.

[ZekeDragon]

Fortunately, that has nothing to do with computer related skills, management abilities, or anything else really.

[lor]

that was lame..

Unfortunately aids DID have an effect on this new person because he was always in and out of hospital.

[exicute]

Fortunately, this new person had a laptop with wifi and was able to keep codecall up and running from anywhere.

[lor]

Unfortunately this person spent too much time on CodeCall that they had no friends and racked up a million dollar bill from internet fees.

[Guest]

Fortunately, the ad revenue from the site earned him enough money to keep it going.

[lor]

Unfortunately it didn't last long and he got in major debt, couldn't afford to pay his hospital bills thus he got kicked out and now he's living like a hobo on the streets.. with aids.

(Why do we assume it's a guy btw?..)