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Started by DarkLordoftheMonkeys, Dec 03 2009 02:32 PM

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DarkLordoftheMonkeys
Posted 03 December 2009 - 02:32 PM

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Here is a script that will extend a web designer's lifespan by at least 5 years:

if( navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer" ){
	alert("Warning: You appear to be using a crappy Microsoft browser \(Internet Explorer\).  This page may not render properly due to Microsoft's general incompetence and refusal to conform to W3C standards.  Please upgrade to Firefox at www.mozilla.com.");
}

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amrosama
Posted 03 December 2009 - 02:37 PM

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lmao, you are correct that can save aloooooooooot of time
yo homie i heard you like one-line codes so i put a one line code that evals a decrypted one line code that prints "i love one line codes"
eval(base64_decode("cHJpbnQgJ2kgbG92ZSBvbmUtbGluZSBjb2Rlcyc7"));
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Guest
Posted 03 December 2009 - 03:23 PM

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I think I will add that to my member site.
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deathsin
Posted 03 December 2009 - 08:58 PM

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loooooooool

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 09:01 AM

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