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#25 Termana

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Posted 13 September 2009 - 04:07 AM

The person above me died from asphyxiation. When he was making stupid faces, the wind caught his face when he was making such a face that his mouth was close and his nostrils were totally closed.
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#26 amrosama

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Posted 13 September 2009 - 04:28 AM

the user above was punched to death by a raging kangaroo, because he fingered a cute baby kangaroo that ate his cheese-burger
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yo homie i heard you like one-line codes so i put a one line code that evals a decrypted one line code that prints "i love one line codes"
eval(base64_decode("cHJpbnQgJ2kgbG92ZSBvbmUtbGluZSBjb2Rlcyc7"));
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#27 Donovan

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 04:32 PM

the user above was punched to death by a raging kangaroo, because he fingered a cute baby kangaroo that ate his cheese-burger


That sounds so wrong in to many ways to be posted -.-


The person above me died from a stick figure eating nachos.
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#28 BlaineSch

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 04:52 PM

The person above me died because he asked too many CC questions, so the CC mafia "got rid of him".
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#29 Donovan

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 05:16 PM

The poster above me died from an annoying compile error resulting in an infinite suicide loop.
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#30 BlaineSch

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 05:23 PM

Yay the first one not involving my **!

The person above me died from his wings malfunctioning and falling from the sky, like spiderman, but higher.
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#31 amrosama

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 10:43 PM

the user above died from a huge fire because he farted in the gas station too big ** that created sparks on the way out
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yo homie i heard you like one-line codes so i put a one line code that evals a decrypted one line code that prints "i love one line codes"
eval(base64_decode("cHJpbnQgJ2kgbG92ZSBvbmUtbGluZSBjb2Rlcyc7"));
www.amrosama.com | the unholy methods of javascript

#32 kresh7

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 07:40 AM

The Guy above me died from a ***** which he had ** with with but he had no money to pay the b*** so she slit hes throught.Then she toke him into the near forest and she burned his corpse so that theres no evidence :D R.I.P
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#33 marwex89

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 09:18 AM

The person above me died from trying to pronounce my name
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#34 BlaineSch

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 12:08 PM

The person above me died by a mob of angry PHP devlopers attacking him with pitchforks because he implemented the "cout" and "cin" functions into PHP.
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#35 marwex89

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 01:07 PM

The above user died because his userbars decided to tape him to his chair.
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#36 debtboy

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 01:30 PM

The user above me died when his
C++ avatar ran into a C-- avatar
The explosion left a void.
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