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[Termana]

The person above me died from asphyxiation. When he was making stupid faces, the wind caught his face when he was making such a face that his mouth was close and his nostrils were totally closed.

[amrosama]

the user above was punched to death by a raging kangaroo, because he fingered a cute baby kangaroo that ate his cheese-burger

[Donovan]

the user above was punched to death by a raging kangaroo, because he fingered a cute baby kangaroo that ate his cheese-burger

That sounds so wrong in to many ways to be posted -.-


The person above me died from a stick figure eating nachos.

[BlaineSch]

The person above me died because he asked too many CC questions, so the CC mafia "got rid of him".

[Donovan]

The poster above me died from an annoying compile error resulting in an infinite suicide loop.

[BlaineSch]

Yay the first one not involving my **!

The person above me died from his wings malfunctioning and falling from the sky, like spiderman, but higher.

[amrosama]

the user above died from a huge fire because he farted in the gas station too big ** that created sparks on the way out

[kresh7]

The Guy above me died from a ***** which he had ** with with but he had no money to pay the b*** so she slit hes throught.Then she toke him into the near forest and she burned his corpse so that theres no evidence R.I.P

[marwex89]

The person above me died from trying to pronounce my name

[BlaineSch]

The person above me died by a mob of angry PHP devlopers attacking him with pitchforks because he implemented the "cout" and "cin" functions into PHP.

[marwex89]

The above user died because his userbars decided to tape him to his chair.

[debtboy]

The user above me died when his
C++ avatar ran into a C-- avatar
The explosion left a void.