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#13 Termana

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 07:27 AM

The person above died of a rampage of feminists.
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#14 marwex89

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 08:05 AM

The person above me died from severe damage after mentioning the weight of a woman in an elevator. You don't wanna know the details.
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Posted 10 September 2009 - 04:50 PM

The person above me died of an explosion produced by burning his laptop in frustration. You shouldn't expose lithium batteries to heat. Lithium is in the first column for a reason y'know.
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Posted 10 September 2009 - 06:21 PM

The person above died by committing suicide in the following manner:

1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 meters short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 meters short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
4. Glue your hand to your head.
5. Jump!

The result: at 10 meters from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 meters from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.

A truly great way to die.
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Posted 11 September 2009 - 05:52 AM

The person above me was killed by the angry video game nerd for beating the Ghostbusters game.
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Posted 11 September 2009 - 02:13 PM

The person above me died while watching the
water show at sea world. Shamoo the killer
whale swallowed him whole because of a gray
sweatshirt that made him look like a small seal.

That's not the end...
Shamoo died that night from stomach ache and heartburn :D
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#19 ZekeDragon

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 02:19 PM

The person above me died after an attack by rabid fans of Shamu, who were angry at his gross misspelling of their favorite killer whale as if it were "shampoo".

Don't underestimate fans...
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#20 Donovan

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 03:36 PM

The person above died by committing suicide in the following manner:

1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 meters short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 meters short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
4. Glue your hand to your head.
5. Jump!

The result: at 10 meters from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 meters from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.

A truly great way to die.


You died from the mega slap im about to give you from stealing that text from google.

/MEGASLAP
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#21 debtboy

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 03:48 PM

/ MEGASLAP from me to :-P

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#22 ZekeDragon

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 03:54 PM

The person above me died from Donovan's megaslap.
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Posted 11 September 2009 - 04:04 PM

The Dragon above me died of smoke inhalation
while breathing fire on a small town of unsuspecting peasants.
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Posted 13 September 2009 - 02:29 AM

The person above died of death :P
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