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I read these years ago, just thinking about them makes me laugh!! :w00t:
He's kind of a hero of mine. :lol:
If your unfamiliar with Simon, start reading and you won't be disappointed.
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Posted 04 September 2009 - 03:14 PM
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Posted 05 September 2009 - 05:02 AM
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debtboy said:
I read these years ago, just thinking about them makes me laugh!! :w00t:
He's kind of a hero of mine. :lol:
If your unfamiliar with Simon, start reading and you won't be disappointed.
Links:
The Bastard Operator From Hell Complete
The Home of the Mighty BOFH ? The Register
He's kind of a hero of mine. :lol:
If your unfamiliar with Simon, start reading and you won't be disappointed.
Links:
The Bastard Operator From Hell Complete
The Home of the Mighty BOFH ? The Register
Lol, something is not right here...
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Posted 05 September 2009 - 05:48 AM
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HAHAHA I'm gonna be busy reading this for a while...
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Posted 05 September 2009 - 06:14 AM
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rofl, that guy is funny! I'll be reading more of these as well.
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 11:46 PM
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Looks like I can kiss goodbye to any hope of productivity today.
If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.
But, it better work this time.
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Posted 09 September 2009 - 12:00 AM
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THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN!
"The screen on my PC is really dim" The woman at the other end says "Should I wind the brightness knob up?"
"NO!" I scream "Don't touch that knob! Have you any idea of the radiation that comes out of that thing when the knob gets wound up?!!!!"
"Well I..." she says, all uncertain
"TAKE MY ADVICE!" I say "There's only ONE way to fix a dim display, and that's by power surging the drivers"
The words "power surging" and "drivers" have got her. People hear words like that and go into Dummy Mode and do ANYTHING you say. I could tell her to run naked across campus with a powercord rammed up her backside and she'd probably do it... Hmmm...
"The screen on my PC is really dim" The woman at the other end says "Should I wind the brightness knob up?"
"NO!" I scream "Don't touch that knob! Have you any idea of the radiation that comes out of that thing when the knob gets wound up?!!!!"
"Well I..." she says, all uncertain
"TAKE MY ADVICE!" I say "There's only ONE way to fix a dim display, and that's by power surging the drivers"
The words "power surging" and "drivers" have got her. People hear words like that and go into Dummy Mode and do ANYTHING you say. I could tell her to run naked across campus with a powercord rammed up her backside and she'd probably do it... Hmmm...
yo homie i heard you like one-line codes so i put a one line code that evals a decrypted one line code that prints "i love one line codes"
eval(base64_decode("cHJpbnQgJ2kgbG92ZSBvbmUtbGluZSBjb2Rlcyc7"));
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Posted 09 September 2009 - 04:41 PM
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I constantly read them, they never really get old. At night time, normal people read a book. I read these (and fall asleep reading them :P) on my phone at night. Probably because theres so many, that once you've gone right through them, you forget what happened, and the humor lasts to go through them again. :D He still occasionally puts a new one out, he didn't in August, so i'll have to strangle him.
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