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I was sitting in class and this guy was bragging to some girls claiming that he was a programmer. He said he built several sites on the web and I asked what languages he knew. He said "HTML". All I could do was lawl. He asked why I was laughing so hard and I said "You not a ******* programmer you dueschbag". He argued with me a bit about how HTML was a programming language and that he was a programmer. I think he is nothing more than a ***** dueschbag trying to brag to chicks about his HTML skills to get in their pants when he isn't a programmer at all.
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Posted 07 August 2009 - 04:18 PM
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Wait, bragging about being a programmer gets you chicks? I missed out on highschool lmao
Well know technically HTML is not "programming" its more of decorating a webpage. Programming requires logic, HTML does not.
Well know technically HTML is not "programming" its more of decorating a webpage. Programming requires logic, HTML does not.
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Posted 07 August 2009 - 04:34 PM
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No, but I'm not sure what I would call them. Traditionally, they are web developers but a web developer knows more (Server Side Language, JavaScript, HTML, CSS, etc).
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Posted 07 August 2009 - 05:59 PM
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Javascript I think is programming. In order to be a programmer though I think you may need to know a bit more than one language thought, you need a broader knowledge than just one, but once you know one its not hard to learn another.
Either way, he claimed no knowledge of CSS/Javascript.
Either way, he claimed no knowledge of CSS/Javascript.
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Posted 08 August 2009 - 05:14 AM
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HTML: hyper-text MARKUP language. It doesn't have variables, much less get close to being turing-complete.
I wouldn't call him a douchbag, but I would be less than impressed. If he irritated me, I'd ask him how he generates the HTML: PHP, CF, ASP, ASP.NET, notepad, *cough*dreamweaver*cough*.
I wouldn't call him a douchbag, but I would be less than impressed. If he irritated me, I'd ask him how he generates the HTML: PHP, CF, ASP, ASP.NET, notepad, *cough*dreamweaver*cough*.
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Posted 08 August 2009 - 07:36 AM
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Notepad FTW!
I remember the days before I knew about Notepad++ or any syntax highlighting tools lol.. I even did PHP for a few years with standard Windows XP Notepad lol... obviously that can get tricky!
I remember the days before I knew about Notepad++ or any syntax highlighting tools lol.. I even did PHP for a few years with standard Windows XP Notepad lol... obviously that can get tricky!
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Posted 08 August 2009 - 02:47 PM
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I'd probably laugh pretty hard if someone bragged to chicks about being a programmer - HTML or not...
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 12:52 AM
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I would call him a "web designer"? Though even that is a stretch of the imagination if he doesn't know CSS... :p
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:31 AM
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BlaineSch said:
Wait, bragging about being a programmer gets you chicks? I missed out on highschool lmao
marwex89 said:
I'd probably laugh pretty hard if someone bragged to chicks about being a programmer - HTML or not...
If programming really attracted the girls, where are they all on the computer here? My girlfriend isn't interested in it at all...
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 06:43 AM
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BlaineSch said:
Wait, bragging about being a programmer gets you chicks?
Hell yea it can get you chicks!
Jordan said:
Traditionally
Traditionally?
WingedPanther said:
I wouldn't call him a douchbag
He was a douchbag. Better than some of the names I thought of :). What would you call him?
marwex89 said:
I'd probably laugh pretty hard if someone bragged to chicks about being a programmer - HTML or not...
Brandon W said:
If programming really attracted the girls, where are they all on the computer here? My girlfriend isn't interested in it at all...
I swear, you can get some pretty hot ****ing chicks but they are clingy and only after money (hence, the reason bragging about programming works $$$). Money whores...
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 06:57 AM
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Usually I settle for "idiot"
