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PHP Totally sucks!

Started by HatePHP, Jul 10 2009 08:30 AM

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HatePHP

Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:30 AM

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Have you ever wondered... PHP does suck? I mean it has good functionality.. the server side scripting idea.. it is ok.. offers many functionality that static pages can't.. but PHP, can't it be just better? The way you program with it, the coding, the whole thing.. just isn't right!

Do you agree? or disagree? Don't say that PHP does not suck just because it would be 'uncool' to say so.. just admit it.. PHP does suck!

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:35 AM

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amrosama

Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:30 AM

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can you give reasons please..

i disagree completely with you, i refuse to argue unless you give facts and reasons to support your openion

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:46 AM

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You are about to get flamed. lol. Bring on the flame wars!
Personally, PHP has all kinds of flaws and bugs in it. It also seems like the developers can't decide on trivial things like naming conventions.

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:57 AM

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I agree that a naming convention for functions would be nice but that is not a good reason not to like a programming language.

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:06 AM

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I was only pointing out one flaw. I have no idea why the original thread creator does. With a username like his, he must really ****ing hate PHP.

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amrosama

Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:08 AM

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lool yeah
what i really like about PHP that its simple and flexible enough compared to something like ASP.NET

yo homie i heard you like one-line codes so i put a one line code that evals a decrypted one line code that prints "i love one line codes"

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:16 AM

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PHP does have some bugs and problems but what language doesn't? It would help if you gave specific reasons why you hated PHP, instead of making a general opinion and leaving us to figure it out.

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 12:05 PM

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Having coded in PHP, classic ASP, and ColdFusion, I just can't agree with you. Classic ASP sucks big time. PHP and ColdFusion are on par with each other and pretty easy to work with.

Can you name anything better than PHP?

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morefood2001

Posted 10 July 2009 - 04:00 PM

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WingedPanther said:

Having coded in PHP, classic ASP, and ColdFusion, I just can't agree with you. Classic ASP sucks big time. PHP and ColdFusion are on par with each other and pretty easy to work with.

Never have done ColdFusion, but I can't agree more with you on the ASP bit.

Nothing comes easier to me than PHP for a decent programming language. HTML and CSS don't count ;) PHP has its pitfalls, but overall is the easiest language to work with and can be implemented in many situations easily.