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I don't know if I am allowed to do this yet, since I just joined. I don't see any rules against creating a game so **** it. I keep looking around and seeing a lot of "forum" games that have nothing to do with Programming or Linux and that irritates me. Wtf? I want to talk about the two subjects, hence the reason I joined.

Anyway, this is like the "You might be a redneck if" that Jeff Foxworthy does on TV, except we will do this with a little more taste and style than some famous prick TV redneck.

State why you might or might not be a programmer (do one or both).

You might not be a programmer if you... Can't compile from source!

You might be a programmer if... your bookshelves are filled with programming books.

[WingedPanther]

You might be a programmer if... someone asks you where you store your books and respond "in a vector".

[marwex89]

You might not be a programmer if......... you think you should wash the Windows on your computer.

[marwex89]

You might be a programmer if... you automatically put semicolons after all of your sentences;

[zeroradius]

you might not be a programmer if when asked your favorite programming language you reply 'HTML'

[marwex89]

You might not be a programmer if when asked for your favourite programming language you reply "Huh?"

[zeroradius]

You might be a programmer when a frined from the army is talking about demilitrize zones, you join the conversation talking about proxies and firewalls.

[marwex89]

You might be a programmer if at Saturday night, 2am, you sit with your laptop - eyes red, tears blinking - trying to figure out why your algorithm sometimes maybe seems to perhaps output the wrong number.