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Suggest an insult for the "Beat Jordan for $10" bounty. There are three levels:

1) Beating Jordan
2) Tied with Jordan
3) Losing to Jordan

Keep it clean and borderline insulting, not to mention funny!

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1. Jordan has no skills.
2. Hurry up. You want 10 dollars dont you?
3. Try harder.

I'm not to creative.

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1. jordan cries
2. do one more spam
3. dont even bother
yo homie i heard you like one-line codes so i put a one line code that evals a decrypted one line code that prints "i love one line codes"
eval(base64_decode("cHJpbnQgJ2kgbG92ZSBvbmUtbGluZSBjb2Rlcyc7"));
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1) Has no life.
2) Too lazy to make that extra post
3) Fell asleep at the keyboard
Programming is a branch of mathematics.
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Great! I've added them all. Keep them coming!

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1. Even Mathx would beat you
2. You are miles away
3. You? No chance to do that

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slower than a turtle

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Thanks guys! Added all of them. Keep em coming!
Anyone got any programming type insults?

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bool (winning) paypalacc# 1010

bool (tied) ahh nosebleed!;

bool (loosing) then quit;
Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age. Albert Einstein :confused:

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assert (inSult.is_open(piggy));
assert (inSult.is_open(ninja));
assert (inSult.is_open(loser));

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Great! Added, thanks!

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amrosama

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1.jordan gave up
2.as spammy as jordan
3.you fail
yo homie i heard you like one-line codes so i put a one line code that evals a decrypted one line code that prints "i love one line codes"
eval(base64_decode("cHJpbnQgJ2kgbG92ZSBvbmUtbGluZSBjb2Rlcyc7"));
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