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[jwxie518]

This is the best so far.

"How C++ is like teenage sex:

   1. It is on everyone's mind all the time.
   2. Everyone talks about it all the time.
   3. Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
   4. Almost no one is really doing it.
   5. The few who are doing it are: A. Doing it poorly. B. Sure it will be better next time. C. Not practising it safely."

really fun....
it also applies to java

java and c++ = everyone talks about it


I NEED SOME AWESOME JOKES ABOUT C++
IN LESS THAN 3, OR 4 LINES
NOT WORD
IT HAS TO BE CODE
YES, CODE LIKE int main()

make it fun.... i want to put it up on a png signature

[Brandon W]

I have to disagree with you Jordan. 1, 2 and 5 were the funniest. Didn't make me really laugh, but they were still funny :)

[jwxie518]

COME ON GUYS :] don't fight over da jokes
i need awesome new jokes! xDDDD

[Brandon W]

Would never fight with Jordan ;)

"Fifty years of programming language research, and we end up with C++ ???" — Richard A. O'Keefe.

[jwxie518]

i seriously don't get that one lol
(well, c++ the name itself was primiarly just a funny comment, which people later made it inot the official name :)

no joke jwixe, like we are 3 years old....

lol

[Brandon W]

LOL, what it is saying is; With 50 years of programming research done, we ended up with C++. So all that time spent, and all we ended up with was C++, nothing better.

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no joke jwixe, like we are 3 years old....

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[whitey6993]

Here's one that I found

"Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed," — Bob Gray.

[Brandon W]

LOL I like that one whitey.

[Brandon W]

Where did you find it?

[amrosama]

if theres c and c++ wheres c+?..