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Just post some good Chuck Norris facts that you know. Okay I'll start. You don't kick Chuck Norris in the balls, his balls kick you. :) Chuck Norris doesn't code, code Chuck Norris's.

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If you type "How to Find Chuck Norris" in Google and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" you'll find a google page result page with this text:

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

  • Run, before he finds you
  • Try a different person


Of course, this isn't actually google.

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Hahahahaha, I think I've heard that before somewhere. LOL

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Here is another funny thing !

"Jesus walks on water but Chuck Norris walks on Jesus".
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:P Never heard that before

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who is chuck norris but chuck norris is who he is
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Logan said:

:P Never heard that before

Here is the correct thing !

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LOL! That's blasphemy. Oh well...

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Someone really should make post's editable longer than they are... *COUGHjordanCOUGH*
Anyway, I have another one, Chuck Norris knows the lyrics to the Mario theme song, and another one, Chuck Norris's votes don't count as 4 or 5 votes, Chuck Norris's votes count as win.

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Chuck Norris lives in America. Luckily he never needs free healthcare.
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LOL Nice.

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Who is Chuck Norris? Oh right, I remember him, he is the one and only lead star of Delta Force 1 and 2... I like both movies, really.




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