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Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Edited by Egz0N, 22 October 2008 - 11:37 AM.


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Egz0N said:

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Edit this part :)
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
Hence 127 != 118

So anyways kinda funny. Well to make it even funnier. Do you know how much 10! is?
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lol .. Edited ..! :D
don't know ..lol

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Egz0N said:

lol .. Edited ..! :D
don't know ..lol

Cool, and 10! = 1*2*3*4*5*6*7*8*9*10 = 3628800 :rolleyes:
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lol .. :p

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Egz0N said:

lol .. :p

Yep it's epic lol since you can't get a larger 9.99(etc)×10^304

So want to know about factorials visit here :D

Factorial - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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What's bad is when you write code that has efficiency of approximately O(((x!)!)!)
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WingedPanther said:

What's bad is when you write code that has efficiency of approximately O(((x!)!)!)

You lost me :001_tt2:
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I wrote a program once with what I estimate to be that efficiency... If I entered 9 and 3 as parameters, it completed in less than a minute. If I entered 12 and 3, it over five hours and I killed it because I had estimated that it might take years to finish.
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WingedPanther said:

I wrote a program once with what I estimate to be that efficiency... If I entered 9 and 3 as parameters, it completed in less than a minute. If I entered 12 and 3, it over five hours and I killed it because I had estimated that it might take years to finish.

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hehe I like that :D Where did you get it?
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It was code I wrote in response to a rather complicated sorting request on one of the UseNet programming groups. I may still have the code lying around someplace, but I recall it involved a triply linked list that generated all its nodes in the constructor.
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