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Computer - Female or Male?

My dad just sent me this email.. I thought I'd post it here...

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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The mens' group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in the long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The womens' group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

Do you have any more suggestions why a computer should be an F or an M?

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I laughed really hard lol.

I have a lot of emails like this :P

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Well.. you might post some of them from time to time ;) We all like a good laugh.

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LOL Nice one!
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Haha :D

I made up some:

Female
- The graphics may be great, but the actual content sucks
- Push the right buttons and you get a smiley :)
- You need to know essential rules to operate them
- Don't except any help from the creator
- There is a humming sound when you insert something in them :D

Male
- You can always blame them for the electricity bill
- They are very powerful, but needs some help to take advantage of it
- Your neighbour always has a better one
- It's perfectly comfortable with having more than one user :D
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Hahahaha
really good one

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lol marwex those are great :D

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Thx :D
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lol - aside from the joke, im pretty sure it is la computadora

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Good one....I can't stop laughing
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Lol at marwex!

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:p

Get more of these, they're funny ;)
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