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So I decided to make a thread...(Hope to get stickied :p)
..that will consist of jokes posted by us of course, no racial jokes or religious ...(may post but will more that likely get deleted)... I'm just curious to how long we can keep this going!
Mine- "Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick."
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 08:59 AM
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:28 AM
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not.
Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not.
Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
ahaa ;)
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:04 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag people, he POTATOE SACKS 'em!
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag people, he POTATOE SACKS 'em!
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:41 AM
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'There was no meteor. All the dinosaurs died because Chuck Norris punched the ground.'
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 01:36 PM
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Lol.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:39 PM
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 08:20 PM
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LOL post a joke genny!
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Posted 03 August 2008 - 04:49 PM
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Posted 03 August 2008 - 08:06 PM
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"Shoot as they spawn!"
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