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Have you ever had any injuries (such as broken bones, deep cuts, etc)? Here are mine:

When I was kid (I think 4 or 5 or 6 or 7) I was in a wagon that rolled off a bank. I got two staples in my head.

When I was 8 I slid down a bank (collecting coke cans for recycling for my school) and I was stopped by my knee which was resting on the top of an old, fallen road sign. I got 15 stitches for that.

When I was 3 I got my finger stuck in an escalator. I'm not sure how many stitches (2 or 3 I believe).

When I was around 3 or 4 I had a seizure that put me in the hospital (my temp. was very high, around 104 or 105). While in the hospital a nurse stabbed me with a needle that paralyzed me for a week (from the hips down). My mom tells this story often because a nurse asked me what I wanted to do when I grew up to which I replied "help people".

I broke my thumb and my toe in high school (thumb playing basketball and toe by jamming it). I didn't go to the doctor for either. When I was 18 I was riding in the back of a jeep and a girl slid crushing my knee between herself and the mettle spare-tire bar. I cracked my knee there.

I have a piece of lead stuck in my thigh from a kid jabbing me with his pencil (I deserved it, I jabbed him first I believe) and probably several bb bullets stuck in my rear.

I've had a four-wheeler flipped on me, slid under a car on a dirt-bike, a car flipped while I was in it (not driving and no one was hurt),

I think that is it. If I can get my brother, reiz (here on the forum), to post his accidents you'll see that mine are nothing compared to his. Now, tell me what accidents you've had. :)

Edited by Jordan, 14 July 2008 - 03:56 AM.


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I haven't heard Reiz post anywhere before. :)

When I was in Portugal, I swung back on a bar and cracked my head open on the concrete floor. Literally. Apparently, blood was spurting everywhere like a fountain. :D I needed stitches, and my hair has never grown in one particular spot - where I hit it.
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A few years back, like 3, when I was in highschool. My brother get in an arguement with some kid, my brother is my twin. the kid went and bitched to his older brother, and his older brother got some of his friends in on that crap, and my brother is like 100 lbs, and he cant fight for crap, he can j ust talk mad ****. so to make a long story short, I got jumped by like 3 black guys, got my tooth busted in, a huge hole in my lip with 4 stitches. Not bad, you would think 3 guys on one could do better :P Not to mention he hit me when I wasnt even looking which is a ***** move, imo.

thats all I got :P

Got a little intoxicated last night and broke my pinky toe...
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I broke my thighbone skiing early this year. Luckily it was not displaced, and only broke halfway, so I just stayed in bed for a few weeks, and then use crutches for some more.
That's it for me, but when I was 5 I bit some stupid 1st-grader who attacked me, so hard he was bleeding pretty badly at the arms.

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Haha, thats funny. I didnt know you was paralyzed for a week. I've had a few things wrong with me:
1. Umbilical(?) cord was wrapped around my neck when I was born. Almost died.
2. Caught scarlett fever when I was about 3 or 4. The line made it up my arm to my shoulder. (If it would have reached my heart I would have died)
3. Bit by a dog in the face when I was 2 because I stole his bone he was eating. I still have a scar under my eye.
4. Numerous seizures when I was real young.
5. I was skateboarding outside of Washington D.C. when I was 13 and I started to speed wobble and I fell off my board. I was flying down a hill. The last thing I remember was my head going straight towards the pavement at 30ish m.p.h... I have a flash of memory of being in the ambulance thinking that I was going to die. I woke up 2 1/2 days later at 3a.m. thinking I couldn't sleep. Cracked my skull - bruised my brain - lost my hearing in my left ear for 3 months. I had migraine headaches every day for the next two years. I'm happy to be alive.
6. Was riding a four wheeler and flipped off of a huge hill. i jumped off in midair and hit the ground before the 4wheeler. I remember looking up and seeing the 4wheeler coming straight for me. This was a 20 foot drop, so I guess god kept the 4wheeler from crushing me. I blacked out and woke up seeing the 4wheeler flipping away from me. Something went through my face causing a huge ball of blood that is now a dimple. My whole face swelled up, broke my collar bone.
7. Dislocated a rib from throwing up so much when I was about 8.
8. Cracked my wrist playing baseball when I was about 12.
9. Fractured my wrist in a street fight in charlotte when I was 26. Knocked one guy out cold in the middle of the street and started whaling on another guy. (fighting is bad)
10. Broke a glass in my hand on accident when I was about 11 or 12. Got about 5 stitches.
11. Alcohol poisoning on my 20th birthday. Never drink a 6 pack, a bottle of wine, and 5 shots of American Vodka in a mexican shotglass and then jump in the river in the mountains in March. It causes alcohol poisoning. Trust me.
12. Flipped a 4wheeler numerous times. Most of the time with Jordan on the back of it. haha.
13. Been in more carwrecks than I can count. I'm on my 6th car now. Got in 3 carwrecks in one night with dallas barnwell....

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Also, Jordan shot me in my *** with a bb gun one time. Man that **** hurts.

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I have a post request by a friend on the forums, lol.

in 2006, I had a 2007 (first of its kind), scion tc, 5 speed, first car ever, just learned to drive stick, i loved it. to make a long story short, my dumb *** flipped it off a curb because the rear wheels lost traction (its a fwd car, wtf), on a wide wide turn going 50mph

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Wow, reiz and Jordan you've had a lot of really painful things happen to you. :o

Nothing really bad's ever happened to me, I got my arm caught in the bus door once but that's about it that I can remember.

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Wow reiz and Jordan.. you were quite naughty :p

Well, to say the truth so far... I never had any big problems, aside from
a few years ago I was running like hell at school, I bumped into a guys head and I totally screwed my front teeth, they ended up like a swing in a funpark.. I spent like 2 weeks eating bananas and soup lol.. but now everything is fine.


And a few falls from my bicycle while running at speed of light :p

My worst fall was when I was going down a road at speed of light, my rear wheel got stuck because the piece of metal that connected it with the rest of the bike broke (because of the high RPM) and I ended up making a few stunts(not really stunts...) while flying in air and I only hurt my wrist... spent like 1 week and everything was fine again... thanks God I have strong bones...

What can I do? I love speed...

Edited by TcM, 14 July 2008 - 09:13 AM.


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I had to get stiches in my hand once for jumping off a sewer great and landing on a beer bottle when i was like 5. And I had to have bolts removed from my nose when i was 3 but other then that I have not had any bad injurys wich i fined suprising considering how many accidents i have been in.
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I stubbed my toe once.... *sniffle* I only cried a bit.

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Once, while going to school i met an small accident and my hand got injured, other than this I have not had any bad injurys.