When I was kid (I think 4 or 5 or 6 or 7) I was in a wagon that rolled off a bank. I got two staples in my head.
When I was 8 I slid down a bank (collecting coke cans for recycling for my school) and I was stopped by my knee which was resting on the top of an old, fallen road sign. I got 15 stitches for that.
When I was 3 I got my finger stuck in an escalator. I'm not sure how many stitches (2 or 3 I believe).
When I was around 3 or 4 I had a seizure that put me in the hospital (my temp. was very high, around 104 or 105). While in the hospital a nurse stabbed me with a needle that paralyzed me for a week (from the hips down). My mom tells this story often because a nurse asked me what I wanted to do when I grew up to which I replied "help people".
I broke my thumb and my toe in high school (thumb playing basketball and toe by jamming it). I didn't go to the doctor for either. When I was 18 I was riding in the back of a jeep and a girl slid crushing my knee between herself and the mettle spare-tire bar. I cracked my knee there.
I have a piece of lead stuck in my thigh from a kid jabbing me with his pencil (I deserved it, I jabbed him first I believe) and probably several bb bullets stuck in my rear.
I've had a four-wheeler flipped on me, slid under a car on a dirt-bike, a car flipped while I was in it (not driving and no one was hurt),
I think that is it. If I can get my brother, reiz (here on the forum), to post his accidents you'll see that mine are nothing compared to his. Now, tell me what accidents you've had. :)
Edited by Jordan, 14 July 2008 - 03:56 AM.


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