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I thought it would be fun to list funny member quotes that you have seen here on CodeCall. I'll start:

in signature of Onur

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Onur has dead!


in signature of WingedPanther

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assert(Math > Programming)

post by phpforfun

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THANKS SUGAR TITTS!


post by TkTech

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You, I'm afraid to say, will never finish a major programming project.


post by John

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I was testing to increase my post count... :)


post by John

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You should really develop a procedure to debug your own code. For example:

"I'm getting the error 'Username is wrong!' I wonder why it isn't working?"

*looks through the code*


Know of more? Post them here!

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The sugar tits one was to me. I'm still recovering.

How about this quote:

post by Jordan:

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Know of more? Post them here!

I know, it wasn't funny at all. But there you go. That's my sense of humour for you.

Edited by John, 11 April 2008 - 02:34 PM.

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xD I'm honored to be listed...
*starts trolling old posts by Jordan...muh ha ha*

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Hehe here you go:
Post by john

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wet

and the response LOL

post by scudd

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horny..


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Hmm... I wonder what the reply was for...
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In a discussion regarding code documentation Jordan:

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I'm a programmer, not a poet.
Xav:

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Ubuntu is almost identical to Windows

Edited by John, 12 April 2008 - 03:38 PM.


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@Xav -> the reply was for John 'wet' ... smocco just replied to him 'horny'.
@John -> Lol that was funny. Maybe Xav should join totalpenguin.com and get to know some Linux :)

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"John" said:

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Ubuntu is almost identical to Windows
Haha, nice one.

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OK, can it, you guys!

If you actually take a look at the thread, we were discussing getting started with Linux to a newbie. I said that Ubuntu was a good place to begin with Linux, as in "Ubuntu is the most similar Linux distribution to Windows".

Many aspects of Ubuntu are similar to Windows anyhow, so I'd thank you to understand what I meant.
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Sorry, but what similarities you see between Ubuntu and Windows, I mean not even the taskbar is in the same position.

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ok ok just another one:
post by Fjeddy

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Everything is hard in the beginning but gets easier the more you do it. Kinda like anal sex, if you will forgive the weird analogy.

Edited by TcM, 15 April 2008 - 06:13 AM.


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This thread makes me cry at night.

Ubuntu is in no way similar to windows, either by the design of the UI or the underlying code.... the very idea that their similar is a sin against humanity and would make Spock cry in his sleep as he voyages deep into space.

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Take deep breaths, Xav... now, try to explain calmly to the moderators what you really meant...

Breeeaaathe... OK, guys, I was actually explaining to a newbie about introducing himself to Linux. I know this guy (I was the one who referred him to CC in the first place) and I also know that he has very little experience with Linux. If you actually look at the post in context, I actually meant:

"Ubuntu Linux is one of the most similar operating systems to Windows that you'll ever find in a Linux distribution (but it is in no means directly similar).

Get the point?
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