I just happened to see this quote. it might be old, but still fun.
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit
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Haha, that's funny. At first I was like "huh..." and then once I got it I was like "ohhhh hahaha... geek joke". I love academic humor.
Here are some funny jokes/quotes I found:
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.Two atoms walk into a bar. One says, “****it! I just lost an electron!” The other atom says, “Are you sure?” The first one says, “I’m positive.”Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunnyIf Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.
Here's a tricky one
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
(Anyone else thinks theemoticon looks rather creepy?)
Last edited by wim DC; 03-21-2010 at 06:07 AM.
Even though i (only) use windows, still funneh :
Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows.
Hahaha.. very nicefunny sh.. <3
Time for an IT joke.
Two IT guys were talking in a bar after work. "Guess what," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar."
"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.
"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."
"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
"So I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her up and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."
"Really? You've got a new laptop?"
Nice !
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