Really wierd!

[priorityone]

The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Be alert - the world needs more lerts.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

You can lead a horse to water, but, a pencil must be lead.

If you can't beat em', arrange to have them beaten.

-e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm."

George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better


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» The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

» About 17% of humans are left-handed. The same is true of chimpanzees and gorillas.

» Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

» The entire length of all eyelashes shed by a human in their life is over 98 feet (30 m).

» No president of the United States was an only child.

» The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.

[xtraze]

Only a can be OK or not for me and it's eyelashes as I don't eat spiders and all.
really funny.

Can you please tell me from where you got those? . or everyone.

[priorityone]

Didnt I pass on my source before? I have so many..I just go around the net