Ask Me: Xav

[Xav]

How will you hack my site?

I will not if you +rep me.

Have you ever made windows crash?

Yes. Once I wrote some code that said: "when the program loads, load another copy of the program". It was hilarious. I had hundreds of copies of the program open, and I was furiously trying to close them quicker than they were appearing. I lost to the computer, Task Manager climbed higher and higher in the memory bar...

God Xav. Why are you so angry?

You still have heaps of rep so it doesn't matter, can't this silly matter just be finished?

I'm half joking. The reason I am upset is because I have worked very hard to earn +rep, and it is now all being taken away from me...

Do you consider yourself evil and nasty and very very hot?

I am very very hot (as you know) but not evil or nasty.

Do You Click on CC ads ?

I would never do that.

[Jordan]

Would you pay $1 per +rep point?

[Xav]

I will pay $1 per 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 X 10 ^ 999 rep point, OK?

[Jordan]

Deal, send me the money via certified check - do you know my address?

[Xav]

Um, no... but are you sure you will pay $1 for 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... and so on... rep points? Did you read my post properly (note the x10^999 bit)?

[Jordan]

I read it properly. Fortunately I sell +rep points in increments of (1 X 10 ^ 999) only - were you aware of this condition?

[Xav]

No. So what's the catch?

[Jordan]

Why are you asking me questions in your ask me thread? Don't you know I have my own ask me thread?

[Xav]

Yes, but I can't be bothered to find it. It's my thread, and I say that I can ask questions if I so wish.

[amrosama]

did you check out my new album?
it got some hot pic