DarkLordoftheMonkeys

[c10p c10p]
4r7hur: h417! h4110! h4110!
9u4rd: '4110! wh0 15 z15?
4r7hur: 17 15 k1n9 4r7hur, 4nd 7h353 4r3 7h3 kn19h75 0f 7h3 r0und
74613. wh0'5 c45713 15 7h15?
9u4rd: 7h15 15 7h3 c45713 0f 0ur m4573r ru1z' d3 1u 14 r4mp3r (5p?)
4r7hur: 90 4nd 7311 y0ur m4573r 7h47 w3 h4v3 633n ch4r93d 6y 90d
w17h 4 54cr3d qu357. 1f h3 w111 91v3 u5 f00d 4nd 5h3173r f0r 7h3
n19h7 h3 c4n j01n u5 1n 0ur qu357 f0r 7h3 h01y 9r411.
9u4rd: w311, 1'11 45k h1m, 6u7 1 d0n'7 7h1nk h3'11 63 v3ry k33n...
uh, h3'5 41r34dy 907 0n3, y0u 533?
4r7hur: wh47?
9414h4d: h3 54y5 7h3y'v3 41r34dy 907 0n3!
4r7hur: 4r3 y0u 5ur3 h3'5 907 0n3?
9u4rd: 0h, y35, 17'5 v3ry n1c3-4 [70 07h3r 9u4rd5] 1 701d h1m w3 41r34dy 907 0n3.
07h3r 9u4rd5: [14u9h1n9]
4r7hur: w311, um, c4n w3 c0m3 up 4nd h4v3 4 100k?
9u4rd: 0f c0ur53 n07! y0u 4r3 3n9115h 7yp35-4!
4r7hur: w311, wh47 4r3 y0u 7h3n?
9u4rd: 1'm fr3nch! why d0 7h1nk 1 h4v3 7h15 0u7r4930u5 4cc3n7, y0u
5111y k1n9!
9414h4d: wh47 4r3 y0u d01n9 1n 3n914nd?
9u4rd: m1nd y0ur 0wn 6u51n355!
4r7hur: 1f y0u w111 n07 5h0w u5 7h3 9r411, w3 5h411 74k3 y0ur c45713
6y f0rc3!
9u4rd: y0u d0n'7 fr19h73n u5, 3n9115h p19-d095! 90 4nd 6011 y0ur
60770m5, 50n5 0f 4 5111y p3r50n. 1 610w my n053 47 y0u, 50-c4113d
4r7hur-k1n9, y0u 4nd 411 y0ur 5111y 3n9115h k4n199375. 7hpppp7!
9414h4d: wh47 4 57r4n93 p3r50n.
4r7hur: n0w 100k h3r3, my 900d m4n!
9u4rd: 1 d0n'7 w4n7 70 741k 70 y0u n0 m0r3, y0u 3mp7y h34d3d 4n1m41
f00d 7r0u9h wh0pp3r! 1 f4r7 1n y0ur 93n3r41 d1r3c710n! y0u m07h3r
w45 4 h4m573r 4nd y0ur f47h3r 5m317 0f 31d363rr135.
9414h4d: 15 7h3r3 50m30n3 3153 up 7h3r3 w3 c0u1d 741k 70?
9u4rd: n0, n0w 90 4w4y 0r 1 5h411 74un7 y0u 4 53c0nd 71m3-4!
4r7hur: n0w, 7h15 15 y0ur 1457 ch4nc3. 1'v3 633n m0r3 7h4n r3450n4613.
9u4rd: (f37ch3z 14 v4ch3.)
wh4?
9u4rd: (f37ch3z 14 v4ch3!)
[m00]
4r7hur: 1f y0u d0 n07 49r33 70 my c0mm4nd5, 7h3n 1 5h411--
[7w0n9]
[m0000000]
j35u5 chr157!
r19h7! ch4r93!
411: ch4r93!
[m4yh3m]
9u4rd: 4h, 7h15 0n3 15 f0r y0ur m07h3r!
[7w0n9]
411: run 4w4y!
9u4rd: 7hppp7!
14unc3107: f13nd5! 1'11 734r 7h3m 4p4r7!
4r7hur: n0 n0, n0.
63d3m1r: 51r! 1 h4v3 4 p14n, 51r.

[1473r]

[ch0p]
[mrrrrrr3333334444444uuuuww]
[rum613 rum613 5qu34k]
mu773r1n9 9u4rd5: c3 1460n 4 6unny d0
wh4?
un c4d34u?
4 pr353n7!
0h, un c4d34u.
0u1 0u1 hurry!
wh4-?
137'5 90!
[rum613 rum613 5qu34k]

4r7hur: wh47 h4pp3n5 n0w?
63d3m1r: w311, n0w, uh, 14unc3107, 9414h4d, 4nd 1 w417 un711 n19h7f411,
4nd 7h3n 134p 0u7 0f 7h3 r46617, 74k1n9 7h3 fr3nch 6y 5urpr153 --
n07 0n1y 6y 5urpr153, 6u7 707411y un4rm3d!
4r7hur: wh0 134p5 0u7?
63d3m1r: uh, 14unc3107, 9414h4d, 4nd 1. uh, 134p 0u7 0f 7h3 r46617, uh
4nd uh....
4r7hur: 0h....
63d3m1r: 0h.... um, 1-100k, 1f w3 6u117 7h15 14r93 w00d3n 64d93r--
[7w0n9]
411: run 4w4y! run 4w4y! run 4w4y! run 4w4y!
[5p147]
9u4rd5: 0h, h4w h4w h4w.

I did that in one line of code.