So there I was, merrily typing my login details into CC - when I saw the big Guru bar! And I was so proud! So c'mon,
let's celebrate here!
There's cake...
... and some party games...
... and some music! Let's party! 
Oh, and if anyone wants to make some pointless comment about me being a spammer, I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that to become a guru, you need 200 positive rep points. These can only obtained if people genuinely believe your post was particularly useful. This proves that I have at least made a valuable contribution to CodeCall - and I intend it to remain that way.